I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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