piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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