i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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