Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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