did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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