i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
two words: eviction party
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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