Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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