Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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