he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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