On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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