Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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