the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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