I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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