Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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