We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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