You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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