You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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