Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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