is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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