Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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