Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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