Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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