look no pants
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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