we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
