There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
