You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I want to walk on stilts...naked
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
if only i could text you this smell
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you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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