Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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