i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize