maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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