Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You made out with two different species that night
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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