dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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