Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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