hotel room ftw
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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