cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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