I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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