She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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