Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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