how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I don't think brook has ever known best
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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