For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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