me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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