Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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