so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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