at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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