We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Do you still have your period?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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