Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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