We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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