Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
my liver is dry heaving
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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