Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Randomize
