Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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