So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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