I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
