I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am puke
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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