But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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