so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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