No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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